HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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