i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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