She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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