areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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