then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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