How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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