you have to choose: penises or morals?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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