I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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