There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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