My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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