he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wish I only lived at night.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
