have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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