By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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