She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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