we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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