Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Randomize
