it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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