Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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