where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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