He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
