Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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