i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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