Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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