called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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