im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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