just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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