Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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