I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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