We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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