Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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