it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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