she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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