Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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