i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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