Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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