it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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