I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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