So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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