If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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