your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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