yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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