so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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