sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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