I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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