yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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