wat bout pragnant strippers??
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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