this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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