my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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