Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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