You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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