you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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