im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
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