dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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