I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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