you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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