hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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